Two Feet Left

You know, it's a good thing I'm working out twice a day now. When I got to the gym locker room last night, I saw a pair of shoes sitting on one of the benches and thought, Gee, those look a lot like my shoes. Then, when started rifling through my gym back, I realized they were my shoes.

That's the second time that's happened within a week. Friday night I left my John Deere hat there and had to ask for it back Saturday morning.