Black Monday

Black Monday

A Poem

by Wesley Smith

(circa 1991)

Dear Saint Valentine:
I hate you.
I hate you.
I hate you.
Drop dead (Oh. You're already dead. Sorry)

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Speaking of Valentine's Day and college, I thought I'd post this little ditty I composed about 13 years ago. It might actually be 14 at this point, because I think the original title was Black Monday. (I generally changed the day every year to express my feelings anew).

Yeah, I was a bitter SOB then, and I'm not much better now. But, you gotta admit, that there's funny!