Traffic

Sometimes I have to wonder if the traffic guys for local radio stations do stuff like this on purpose, or if it's just the luck of the draw:

I was listening to a local radio station coming into work this morning, when I heard a commercial for a local tanning salon. The last line of of the ad was this sultry woman's voice saying, "Hottie Body Tan. We bring out your dark side."

The very next thing I hear is one of the local DJs saying, "Everybody loves a Honey-Baked Ham."

If I drank coffee, I would have spit it out.